My co-worker Andrew is literally yelping like a girl as his pool entry, Lance Berkman, tattoos ball after ball out of the stadium in the Home Run Derby in Houston.
Admittedly, it's pretty damn impressive (the hitting, not the girlish yelping).
Update: My boy, Miguel Tejada, just broke the record (14) for dingers in one round by hitting 15 in the semi-finals, so it's Berkman and Tejada in the finals. Berkman just hit four in the finals--a pitiful showing that should leave Andrew as the bridesmaid in the HR Derby pool for the second year in a row.
Update 2: Tejada = winner. Andrew = second place, two years running.